Teacher drunk and pants-free on her first day

I can understand being nervous on the first day of a new job, but taking swings of vodka to the point where you end up pants-free is probably not the best way to calm yourself.
Colleagues found Lorie Hill in a state of confusion in a classroom she kept calling her own on the first day of her employment with the school. Police were notified and when they arrived they found an empty, vodka smelling cup in her car. They also helped her by tracking down shorts she could wear while being escorted off of school property.